There’s a simple joy to time-wasters
I’m not above spending a sleepy lunch break on browser games, even when I could be out for a relaxing stroll, reading a book, meditating, or accomplishing something else–literally anything at all–instead.
And so I bring you this silly little game,Nugget Royale, in the hope that I’m not alone.
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Nugget Royaleis fleeting but enjoyable while it lasts, playing more like a chaoticFuzion Frenzyminigame than the “Royale” in its name implies. Flap around, dodge meat cleavers, and don’t fall into the grinder pit– that’s about it, really. Someone will do better than you, and you’ll try again until you’re bored.
Next time you’re looking for a mindless time-waster, consider giving it a chance.
