Four sets of retroMatt Hazardmemorabilia have shown up on eBay. The seller, who is totally some random dude and not at all selling the stuff in the name of marketing, is going the respectable route: all earnings go straight to theChild’s Playcharity.

Each auction —thereare fourof themin all— contains one gray XL t-shirt forHaz-Matt Karts, drink coasters made out of game cartridges ofAdventures of Matt in Hazard Land,Choking Hazard,Matt Hazard 3D, andYou Only Live 1317 Times, as well as aMatt in Hazard Land-themed friendship slap bracelet.

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God, I love the insane amount of backstory that’s been created for theMatt Hazardgames.

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