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Well, the newPlanetSide 2trailer started out well enough. I mean, it showed off some mechs, tanks, and there was even a helicopter sighting. AlrightPlanetSide 2, you have my attention. “CAN YOUR FPS DO THIS?,” inquiredPlanetSide 2, followed by an ear shattering string of wubs. WowPlanetSide 2, I’m not quite sure how to feel about your offerings afterthatlittle demonstration.

Yeah, sure, IsupposeI’ve never driven an ATV into a giant laser launchpad thing. Oh, IguessI’ve never lined up on a virtual battlefield with hundreds of my fellow soldiers and launched an attack to f**k up an enemy base.You’re right, I’ve never experienced an FPS like this,PlanetSide 2. Maybe I’ll consider checking you outfor free. You know, after I get my eardrums repaired from the damage your trailer caused.

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“WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR?” screamedPlanetSide 2. I don’t know anymore, okay?! ShitPlanetSide 2, I don’t go to class all day just to come back and hear you yell at me!

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.