It ’s just plausible enough to be real , and just real enough to be crushingly uncheerful . UPDATE : It ’s fake ! But the actual transcript is sort of funny too :
As supplied to us by AT&T , the much more flattering “ inspiration ” for the harlequinade :
[ 13:14:24 ]
Darlene : I apologize for the problem . Please contact an AT&T Wireless spokesperson at 1.800.331.0500 . Unfortunately I do no have access to that service of process .
[ 13:15:15 ]
robert XX : i ’ll just jump off a bridge .
[ 13:17:15 ]
Darlene : I ’ll be right with you .
[ 13:17:39 ]
robert XX : lol
[ 13:18:46 ]
Darlene : I apologize . They will be happy to attend you at that act .
[ 13:27:38 ]
Darlene : It has been my finish to provide you with OUTSTANDING overhaul and that you are VERY quenched with the way I ’ve handled your asking . In addition to the survey contact at the end of this schmoose , you may receive a call ask about the level of avail I have provided . I desire that you are VERY SATISFIED with my service today . Thank you for select AT&T !
[ 13:35:06 ]
Darlene : give thanks you for reach AT&T. Please utilise the tight button when you are quick to exit our Old World chat session .
[ 13:49:37 ]
Darlene : I have n’t heard from you in awhile . Do you wish to stay on this New World chat ?
[ 13:56:58 ]
Darlene : I am finish this schmoose session since I have not heard from you . If you like to chat with AT&T again , please open a newfangled chat session . We wait forward to serving your needs now and in the time to come .
[ 13:57:13 ]
info : Thank you for chatting with us . Please fall into place the “ penny-pinching ” button on the top right of the chat window to tell us how we did today .
[ DiggviaConsumerist ]
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