Supergirl has generally been depicted as Superman ’s down - to - land cousin , but that does n’t stand for she has day-after-day test that you and I can barely link to .
Here are some of her day - to - day challenge that make our mortal problems look like a game of Tiddlywinks .
One sentence Supergirl jaunt to a Christmas party in the futurity in promise of finding Superman a girlfriend . After set him up with a married woman , she returned to present ( 1962 ! ) with Clark Kent , where he lectured her about Kryptonian incest laws . Worst Christmas ever ? Does Supergirl even celebrate Christmas ?

( Action Comics 289 )
2 . ) deficiency of real estate in Superman ’s City of the Future
Seriously , there ’s Superboy ’s Home and a workmanship shop and whatever the hell “ The Bizarro Playground ” is . peradventure you should n’t have ruined Future Christmas .

( Artwork by Neal Adams , via . )
3 . ) Your hair now and again turns into snake
I gravely ca n’t think of why Hawkman really wanted to see Supergirl ’s hair , but I ’m think they were having a competition involving shampoo or something .

( Supergirl 8)
4 . ) Your sawbuck falls in love with you
We ’ve covered this before , but it deliver repeating . Supergirl ’s Equus caballus was in love with her . On an unrelated note , Supergirl ’s merman boyfriend ? course of study human activity .

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( Action Comics 311 )
Well , technically he ’s a “ telepathic immortal Greek centaur trapped in the shape of a horse , ” but that does n’t make him any less of a passive - fast-growing clotheshorse forever trapped in the Friend Zone .

5 . ) You impromptu turn into a loup-garou on a date
Once Supergirl went on a day of the month and Red Kryptonite spontaneously transformed her into a loup-garou . Fortunately , she was able-bodied to call upon her ventriloquist golem to fritter her swain and use her newfound hairy appearance to rescue a self-destructive revulsion auteur . I sometimes wonder if Supergirl plots were write using a pile of several hundred verb and nouns randomly plucked out of a derby lid .
6 . ) funfair = eldritch affair for self - execrate

likewise , the poisonous Red Kryptonite also caused Supergirl to ad libitum gain weight at a funfair . To deflect receive the populace get a line her secret , Supergirl does not employ her super - speed to jet off and detox in the comfort of her home .
No , she attaches a string to herself to become a spectacle for leering carnival folk . Between this andLois Lane ’s foibles , all men in old - schoolhouse Superman funnies apparently moonlight as catcall construction actor .
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( Action Comics 283 )
6 . ) Supergirl has to live with the guiltiness of killing the dinosaurs
Presented without comment .

( Action Comics 259 )
7 . ) To impress schoolchildren , you sometimes dress as a fag and do their bid
I ’m not sure why Kryptonians are always seeking the approval of retard kids . This is not unlike how Superman occasionally and inexplicablychallenges middle schoolers to mathematics competitions .

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( Action Comics 257 )
8 . ) Ungrateful humans

Seriously , what the fuck , Lady In The Canoe ?
( Action Comics 305 )
9 . ) George Washington ’s option of sitting surfaces envenom you

in reality , this panel really speaks to me .
( Action Comics 274 )
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